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Embarrassing Moments from Awaken 221 days old

My cousins have all gone home. I had to leave to meet Jessica before they left so it was my job to go up to them and say goodbye. It was one of the ...

Government Safety Signs Hold Hidden Meanings... from Awaken 226 days old

People, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol are all at risk of being sucked into the time-tunnel vortex. If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it ...

A few universal truths from Awaken 226 days old

Universal Truths Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. You've never quite ...

You Know You’re A Graphic Designer When… from Awaken 226 days old

I found this on a random website and thought it was funny: You Know You’re A Graphic Designer When… You have bags under your eyes so big you’d have ...

Please Listen from Awaken 320 days old

When I ask you to listen to me and you start giving me advice, you have not done what I asked. When I ask you to listen to me I shouldn't feel that way, you ...

Twilight - may contain spoilers, I'm sorry. from Awaken 324 days old

I watched Twilight over the weekend. I was hearing hundreds of amazing reviews about it, but to be honest I thought that it would be another crappy ...

"I have bloated monologues with the dog about people trying to undermine me" from Awaken 382 days old

With autumn now well underway, I again find myself trapped alone in the house with, if not by, animals. For most of the day my only company besides the ...